Most commonly asked question at our dinner party last night:
"Why do you keep tongs in your bathroom?"
Well...
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um...so why DO you keep tongs in your bathroom? I had a patient once that requested a prescription for "medical" tongs and an electric wheelchair. One of those spluttering moments of disbelief. Mom
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