Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Frog poop?! This is awesome!

Some things you should know about Costa Rica:

1. It's freaking hot here.
2. The tiny green frog that met us at the front door has enough poison in him to kill eight grown men.
3. The proprietor of the Soda La Unica has informed me that it has indeed snowed here. Twice. Which I am inclined to disbelieve (see #1), but he has kindly taken to speaking Spanish to me as one might speak to a small and mentally challenged child, which has allowed me to understand about half of what he says. So, sure, it's snowed here. Dos vezes.
4. The bullfrogs are in their mating season. And they're nocturnal. And very, very noisy.
5. When the sign says that the road is "en mal estado", they are SO NOT KIDDING.
6. Shouting "Vamos, Guatemala!" at the international - but mostly Costa Rican - bike racers is not in your best interests.
7. My Spanish sucks. (See #3)
8. There are bugs, bugs, bugs, and more bugs. Did I mention that there are bugs here? Tiny little bugs that you have to rinse off of your toothbrush in the morning, bugs in your bed, bugs in the sink, bugs on the walls, and the hammock, and in the pool; there are also huge giant moths that can cover up an entire light bulb. Ants that can strip an entire palm tree in a day. Medium sized bugs that bite. And weird little palm-sized beetles that Scott likes to fling at the frogs. The frogs like Scott. Which does not stop them from pooping all over the patio.
9. When it decides to rain here, it does not screw around. Seek cover.
10. We may not come home. This place is amazing.

1 comment:

Erin said...

hahaha sound fun there!!! hope you guys are having fun haha!!!!!!!!!!! merry xmas!!!!!!!!!!!! the tennants at grandma kathys house are nice... theyre foreign and kate i dont care about my spelling of theyre. one girl is from luxenburg, and her name is cat. shes cool. she speaks four different languages and shes really nice. the other girl is named anne marie and shes from germany... shes leaving one day after me... shes going to ecuador to brush up on her spanish... and to get away from the cold haha. cat is staying for the whole school year. oh yeah, there both in (college?) haha anyway, new york is fun... mom and i went shopping and i got a cute purple dress and silver cardigan to go over it and then i got new shoes... purple and black sneakers haha so those bootcut jeans that were too big arent too big anymore haha but the waist is like, really tight ugh haha... um...... yeah..... hahaha........... were sitting in the living room watching the tyra banks show... haha last night we were watching how to be with rob pattinson in it and i could feel my brain cells dying. but i got them back today by watching planet earth haha i got that for xmas i was SOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!! hey guess what? lou got me and mom 60 dollars in iTunes giftcards, but mom said she didnt want any... (im going to slip one in her bag anyway)
we might go see sherlock holmes tonight yay! we were gonna go see avatar last night but i just wanted to chill at home lol sounds like me right?
sigh... i wish i was home hahaha
i wonder if the utahmainains will stay long enough for us to have our xmas party hahaha... yeah... im using mias laptop so i should probably go hahahaha... i miss you guys
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!