A short list of things Hopkins ate while on vacation in Arizona:

a pen
a stick
several rocks of varying sizes
a small notebook with "Red Feather Lodge" letterhead
a cigar butt (short, but not too big around)
several cigarette butts
a medium-sized piece of discarded drywall
dog poop
several of his own puppy teeth
a prickly pear cactus
Erin
an apple
half of a package of fig newtons (original flavor)